On the Road Again

Audrey and I jumped back in the car Wednesday and headed for Knoxville, Tennessee. That's where Kitely Mae lives now. Knoxville: Where people are nicer. Where there's more greenspace. Where they have teeny tiny grocery carts for bay-bays.

Suzanne, driver of The Malibu (what I call it) or Bahama Mama (what Tim calls it)was the most awesomest host. See The Malibu below:

Why was she an awesome host? Not because she drives an awesome one-of-a-kind car, but because she made me my most favoritest bread: Banana Nut Bread. AND she made banana pudding! AND she surprised Audrey with the Little Pea book that was on her wish list.

We did so many fun things and I have several pictures, but I think the most hilarious time was had a the grocery store. Yes, it can happen! We were laughing our butts off watching those two girls have their own demolition derby.

Oh, and Suzanne drove us to Pigeon Forge. I will save the details for another post, but in short- FREAKING WEIRD PLACE. I don't know of any other place where you can pan for gold, buy a ticket to the Jesus Theater, ride go-carts, visit the Elvis museum, take a helicopter ride, feed five live bears...I could keep going. It was weird.
Anyhow, on the way back home from The Redneck Riviera, the girls were getting restless. In order to settle them down, I started quizzing them on their body parts. I was impressed with how coreographed they seemed to be.
Where is your hair?

Where's your nose? (Notice Kitely's finger- heh heh)

Where are your toes?

These girls are like trained monkeys. This parenting thing is going to be easy.
Suzanne, I've already eaten half the loaf you sent home with me. Damn good. Oh yeah, Tim thanks you for the Moon Pies Phillip! He laughed. He's saving them for tomorrow.