I am going to punch myself in the face.

I have been sitting here at the computer, uploading photos to flickr. Audrey was left to explore the room. She found my purse. I let her play with it because I didn't think there was anything potentially harmful in there. I turn back to the computer. She finds her way over to the side of my chair, sits down and says "Mmmmm!"
I look down because she only says "Mmmmm!" if she's eating something. Sure enough, she's munching on something. I stick my finger in there to do a quick sweep and guess what comes out?
A freakin' penny!
I had pennies in the bottom of my purse. Duh.
I'm so sorry for being a horrible mother today Audrey, back in your cage.