Who's footing the bill?

Upon waking up this morning:
T: "Do you want to go out for breakfast?"
A:(Into my pillow) "Maybe I should just make breakfast. We're broke."
T: "Do you want to go out for breakfast?"
A: "Only if you pay."
T: "I bought groceries yesterday."
A: "You bought bananas and beer."
T: "And toilet paper!"
A: (Rolling over to face T.) "You bought bananas, beer and toilet paper. Woo Hoo. Groceries."
T: "Those are groceries."
A: "I'm putting that on my blog." (Rolling back over to get some more Z's)
T: "Okay. I'll pay."