Pampered.
Our dogs have been scratching their fur off. The fleas are the worst they've ever been. We broke down and bought the good stuff for them. (After the cheap stuff didn't work for crap.)
So, Tim took Lincoln in first.
You know, the house just stinks when the dogs get baths. And then they, without fail, manage to jump up on the bed and roll around on every inch before we can shoo them off.
Anyway, when they finished I took Byrd in for her 'dip'. I started to run some fresh water and noticed an almost empty Bath and Body Works cucumber body spash in the corner of the tub.
"Tim, what did you shampoo Lincoln with?"
He opens the bathroom door, finds the bottle on the tub's edge and hands it to me. "Here, use the rest of this. When you're done you can use this one." (He's holding up a different bottle of smelly goodness.)
"What the hell are you doing? This is good stuff. You used THIS on Lincoln? Are you crazy?"
He replies, "You never use it. These were gifts."
"I DO TOO USE THE STUFF! Look! It's $9 a bottle."
"So."
Yeah, SO.
Next thing I know he'll be buying the dogs diamond collars.
It's been a long day.
So, Tim took Lincoln in first.
You know, the house just stinks when the dogs get baths. And then they, without fail, manage to jump up on the bed and roll around on every inch before we can shoo them off.
Anyway, when they finished I took Byrd in for her 'dip'. I started to run some fresh water and noticed an almost empty Bath and Body Works cucumber body spash in the corner of the tub.
"Tim, what did you shampoo Lincoln with?"
He opens the bathroom door, finds the bottle on the tub's edge and hands it to me. "Here, use the rest of this. When you're done you can use this one." (He's holding up a different bottle of smelly goodness.)
"What the hell are you doing? This is good stuff. You used THIS on Lincoln? Are you crazy?"
He replies, "You never use it. These were gifts."
"I DO TOO USE THE STUFF! Look! It's $9 a bottle."
"So."
Yeah, SO.
Next thing I know he'll be buying the dogs diamond collars.
It's been a long day.
2 Comments:
hey, is grif getting married this weekend?
advantage seems to be working on our mutts.
yeah, tim's gonna marry my nephew and his girl and i'll be shooting. fun! but that's not for a while.
man, i wish i could do something for you! want me to bring you some icecream or somthin?
how long do you have to be on crutches? poor hunny.
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