All Hail, The Bubble Queen!

Tonight, as we lay in bed avoiding sleep, she pretends to read a book. She turns the pages of "If You Give a Pig a Pancake", (which she's memorized) but doesn't follow the script. Instead, this is what I'm being told:
"What we have here is a chicken and a sandwich."

I laughed so hard. I laughed at the "What we have here" part. I mean, where in the world is this stuff coming from? Oh, and in case you haven't read the book, there's no chicken or sandwich involved. Pigs and pancakes, I think it's mentioned in the title. Why in the world was she thinking about chickens and sandwiches?

Same type thing:
Just the other day, we were on the back porch painting. She did such a phenomenal job that I had to run and get the camera. Finally, as she was nearing the end of her masterpiece, I asked, "What did you paint? What is that a painting of?"
Without hesitation she replied, "This is a scary screw."

Don't ask me what that means. I have no idea. I know what a "scary screw" means to me, but to her? Well, let's just hope that her connotation differs greatly from mine.

Needless to say, this is totally being framed.