The One That Got Away

Yesterday, I had jury duty. It was quite nice being in an over-crowded room, reading a book and waiting for my name to be called. I even ran into an old acquaintance from my bartending days. He was also a friend of an ex-boyfriend, which brings me to the interesting part of today's post. After we became re-acquainted with each other, I had to ask, "So, after all these years, have you heard from ex-boyfriend?"
He smiled. He smirked. He held back laughter, and then, he began to explain.
Turns out, my ex-boyfriend ordered an Asian bride off the internet. She doesn't speak any English and he apparently orders her to re-fill water glasses and such for dinner guests. Nice. Real winner.

Boy, I sure knew how to pick 'em.

After telling this story to my own personal Buddha, (I don't know if she was trying to make me feel better or not.) she says, "He was the biggest loser you ever dated."